10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't


- I need you to whip it out by 5!

- Mind if I use your laptop?

- Put this in my box before I leave.

- If I have to lick one more I'll gag!

- I want it on my desk now!

- Hmm... I think it's out of fluid.

- My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish.

- It's an entry level position.

- When do you think you'll be getting off today?

- It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!