Hope you can understand most of the word plays here.


>THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES:
>
>1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
>2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
>3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure
>4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
>5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
>6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
>7. I Got In At 2 With A "10" And Woke Up At 10 With A "2"
>8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
>9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The 
>	Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
>10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
>11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
>12. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
>13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
>14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
>15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
>16. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
>17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
>18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
>19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
>20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
>21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
>22. Please Bypass This Heart
>23. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
>24. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
>25. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
>26. She Got the Gold Mine; I Got the Shaft
>27. Lookin' Back (I was lookin' back to see if she was lookin' 
>	back to see if I was lookin' back to see if she was lookin' 
>	back at me'
>28. Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Post of Life